The 44 Best Gag Gifts For Any Occasion [Laughter Sure to Follow]

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Gag gifts have come a long way from whoopee cushions, dribble glasses and snakes that spring out of boxes. So if you know someone with a sense of humor or who could use a laugh (and who couldn’t?), a truly hilarious gag gift could make their day.

Of course, not everyone laughs at the same things. Some people like practical jokes. Others are more witty and sarcastic. Then there are those crazy kids who enjoy potty humor or something a little edgy.

That’s why we’ve gathered a collection of hysterical prank gift ideas that run the gamut from silly to provocative and everything in between. Take a look, and you’re sure to find something that will give you and the wiseacre in your life a good belly laugh.

Here we go, ladies and germs…

All Things Drinking

We can all make a funny situation even more hilarious by adding a drink or two into the mix. Light up their night with one of these gag gifts related to drinking. Cheers!

1. Drinking Buddies Glass Markers

Sure, you could buy those glass markers with little pieces of fruit on them. But these banana hammock wearing dudes are a lot more fun. Just attach one of these little guys to the rim of a glass, and there will be no more drink mix-ups.

Let’s all raise a glass to mini pool boys!

2. Cold Beer Coats

Nothing goes down like an ice-cold brewski. And these cute little puffer jackets will ensure that beer stays frosty and vaguely fashionable. Cheers to no more warm beer!

3. Lotion Shaped Flask

Then there’s the person who loves to sneak alcohol into the movies, concerts or any place else you’re not supposed to provide your own beverages. Make their job easier with this flask that’s shaped like a bottle of lotion.

Made with food-grade plastic, it won’t change the flavor of drinks. And instead of looking like a hardcore partier, your friend or family member will seem like someone that’s really into skincare. Drink up, cheapskates

4. Wine Condoms

This awkwardly funny gift is actually super practical. With shrink fit technology, these wine sealers fit any bottle and keep any bottle fresh. They’re also excellent spill protection. Plus, it never hurts to practice putting a condom on.

5. Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

As a tribute to your favorite song rewriter, these hysterical cork coasters come with both classic rock and greatest hit song lyrics that totally miss the mark. Rock on people who can’t get the words right!

6. Don’t F-up the Table Coasters

This gag gift will remind people to use their coasters in a not so subtle and funny way. If they don’t get the message, revoking their drinking privileges is entirely fair. Perfect for the foodie or drink-expert friend in your life.

7. Pirate Bottle Opener

It’s a pirate and a bottle opener in one. Screwy as this gift may seem, it’s actually a well-made and useful tool. Plus, it has fun details like a bandana with a skull and crossbones, parrot shaped hinges and an eye patch.

Shiver me timbers, maties, the cabernet tide is about to rise!

8. Beer Belly Fanny Pack

You definitely need a sense of humor to rock this fanny pack that’s guaranteed to make anyone look completely unfashionable. But it is waterproof and actually holds a lot of stuff like your keys, phone, wallet, etc. Let the hands-free fun begin with this great gag gift!

9. Tequila Mockingbird Drink Recipe Book

The witty cocktail lovers in your life will appreciate this recipe book that includes drink like:

The Last of the Mojitos

Love in the Time of Kahlua

Are You There God? It’s me, Margarita.

And more!

With 65 recipes, wry commentary on the world’s greatest novels and drinking games, this is a work of drinking and literary genius! Getting hammered never felt so intelligent.

10. Funny Wine Glass

The wine drinkers in your life will get a kick out of this funny glass. We just hope their livers won’t be offended.

11. World’s Largest Coffee Mug

This oversized mug makes the perfect gift for the caffeine addict in your life. Plus, they can say that they’ve cut down to only 1 cup a day!

Wear it Proudly

Sometimes, you just have to suck it up and put on the embarrasing gift you got at the gift exchange. Check out these gifts you can wear.

12. Burrito Blanket

For anyone who can’t live without Mexican food, this cozy fleece burrito blanket will make them feel warm all over. And probably kind of hungry.

13. Taco Baby Booties

These taco booties will make even the ugliest babies look so cute you’ll want to eat them. Plus, they’ll distract from their googly eyes.

14. Emergency Underpants

Yes, it’s a joke gift. But these emergency underpants could come in handy on a particularly crappy day. Just the right size to carry in a purse, pocket or glove compartment. They’re like an insurance policy for our bums.

15. Bacon Bandages

These mouth-watering bandages work just like regular adhesive strips. Only they’re meatier. All we have to say is, “mmmm, bacon.”

16. Wonder Woman Socks

As far as we’re concerned, most women are superheroes. So why not give them the socks that prove it? Officially licensed by DC comics, they come complete with stars, the official colors of wonder woman and even a little cape on the back.

They may not be super fashionable, but they are super funny.

17. Boob Scarf

This gag gift is for the extra daring joker in your life. But they should be aware that no one at the party will ever look them in the eyes. Other than that, it’s a barrel of juvenile laughs.

Realted to Pets

Have a loved one who’s a little too obssesed with their pets? Put them in their place with one of these comical gifts relating to animals and pets.

18. Animal Pet Waste Bags

Picking up dog poop is a crappy job, so why not make it a little more fun? These waste bags are designed to look like sharks, whales and other ocean creatures and will give your favorite dog owner a chuckle while they pick up their next steaming pile of you know what.

19. Crappy Taxidermy

People won’t know whether to laugh or cry at the spectacularly bad examples of taxidermy in this book. Brought to you by the hit website crappytaxidermy.com, it’s sure to provoke a range of reactions including, disgust, horror and hilarity.

20. Baby Yoda Chia Pet

Any fan of the Mandalorian will love this planter that comes with a baby Yoda and chia seeds that sprout up in just a few weeks. May the force of humor be with you.

21. DJ Cat Scratching Pad

It is not funny when a kitty scratches your couch to pieces. But hook your favorite cat-lover up with this fun-yet-practical gift, and their pet will look like he’s throwing down some sick beats while sharpening his claws. And what feline doesn’t love a little attitude?

22. Alligator Lawn Statue

This realistic, hand-painted alligator comes in 3 pieces and looks like it’s rising out of your lawn when you set it up. It’s the artistic way to say, “stay off of my lawn!”

23. Pooping Pooches Calendar

For anyone who loves potty humor, dogs and the great outdoors, this 2021 calendar is both gross and squeamishly funny. It may be their favorite poo gift ever!

24. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

If you think that jittery squirrels are funny enough in their own right, you’re wrong. This mini squirrel feeder makes those little critters look like they’re wearing a horse head every time they go in for a bite.

Just try not to do a spit take while you’re staring out the window with your morning coffee.

25. I Could Pee on This: And Other Cat Poems by Cats

This book of wacky poems by cats is the perfect gift for the crazy cat lover in your life. They dig deep into the feline psyche and pull out gems of offbeat humor. Titles include:

Kneel Before Me

This Is My Chair

Who is That in Your Lap?

And many more that will have you laughing about these furry divas. Perfect for leaving on your desk at the office for co-worker small talk.

26. Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book

Unicorns are not as lovely and perfect as we think they are. This funny coloring book shows them lighting up in non-smoking zones, farting in elevators, texting in theatres and generally acting like jerks.

It may not be as relaxing as coloring mandalas. But it’s a hell of a lot funnier.

27. Edible Mixed Bugs

Dare the exotic food lover in your life to chow down on this bag of mixed, edible bugs and see how many insects their palette can withstand. Now, this is what we call a true gag gift!

Find It Laying Around The House

This section contains gag gifts that you might find around the house. The catch? They are actually usable gifts. Make them laugh and give them something they need for their home. Two bird with one stone.

28. Ice Cream Combination Lock

Nobody likes to share their ice cream. But some people could be classified as ice cream hoarders.

Made to fit on top of a Ben & Jerry’s pint, this lock will keep your favorite ice cream fanatic’s chocolate chip cookie dough safe from roommates, family members and anyone else who doesn’t deserve to share in all of that cold, creamy goodness.

29. Nature’s Dick Pics Wall Calendar

Prepare for a fascinating trip around the world with these totally unenhanced phallic symbols created by Mother Nature herself. Warning: may fill some dick pic senders with an overwhelming sense of inferiority.

30. Booty Planters

Know someone obsessed with booties or just likes to celebrate curvy figures? These bodacious planters will bring a touch of green and a little humor to any corner of their house. Also, they smell a lot better than the real thing.

31. Giant Bread Pillow

Whoever had the idea of turning the ultimate comfort food into a plush pillow was definitely a genius. Cozying up with this large loaf will make anyone feel better after a tough day. Plus, it’s gluten-free.

32. A Hole Paperweight

This may not be a paperweight you want to give your boss, but this saucy desk ornament will give the potty mouth in your life a little chuckle. Plus, it will keep their F$%?ing papers from flying off their D&?n desk.

33. Motion Sensor Toilet Night Light

For the man in your life that misses more than he hits in those middle of the night bathroom runs, this motion-sensitive night light will give him better lighting and hopefully better aim.

34. Funny Doormat

Yes, it’s a bit juvenile. But it’s also kind of funny. And on the practical side, it’s also mold and mildew resistant. The jokers in your life can think of it as their opening act.

35. Ravioli Spoon Rest

This little novelty gag gift is perfect for the chef in your life. And because it’s made of stain-resistant silicone, they’ll have a safe place to rest their spoon. Mama mia, that’s a good idea!

36. I Hate Everyone Oven Mitt

Do you love people who hate other people? Then this true-to-life gag gift is for you and them. Not only is it funny, but it does protect your hands from pots. Nobody likes burning their hands either.

37. LightSaber Chopsticks

Star Wars fans will enjoy these LED chopsticks that light up at the push of a button. May the force be with you and your next gift exchange.

38. Venus To Mars Female Urination Device

Many women wish they could pee standing up with all the scary public toilets out there. And while this does make a funny gag gift, this device actually works. Now the girls in your life can pee in the forest, in the sports stadium, in the porta-potty and many other disgusting places free of fear. (Though loathing may still be a part of the process.)

Gifts from a True Prankster

These gifts couldn’t fit into any category other than pranking. If you’re looking to get someone good for an upcoming event, we’ve got you covered.

39. Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

This dude is not only great for selling cars, but he also jazzes up any boring desk or cubicle. And he’s way more fun than a boring paperweight.

40. Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

Have a tooter in your life? Come on, who doesn’t? Give these activated carbon pads to the repeat (nose) offender, and people will be breathing easier everywhere they go. The pads are thin and discreet and neutralize any odor that passes through them.

Unfortunately, they don’t muffle the sound.

41. Liquid Ass

The name alone may be worth the price. And if you have a hardcore practical joker in your life, even better. Just a quick spray will fill any room with a noxious fart smell. But only the shameless will dare to use it in elevators, airplanes or churches.

42. You Suck At Parking Cards

These “You Suck At Parking” Cards are kind of mean. But then again, maybe someone that blocks driveways or doesn’t leave enough room for people to get their car door open deserves it? And it’s way less mean than keying their car — one of the best gag gift ideas for your road-rage friends.

43. Custom Voodoo Doll

Know someone that just got out of a nasty relationship? This customizable voodoo doll will give them a laugh and something to do with all that extra free time. It also comes with spells, pins and not so lucky charms.

It may help with getting closure and imaginary revenge.

44. Images You Should Not Masturbate To

This collection of random photos is guaranteed “to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido. Whoever you give it to will be laughing out loud as the thought of self-pleasure is banished from their mind. Perfect to place on your coffee table as a conversation starter.

Gifts to Make Anyone LOL

Our comedic list full of perfects ideas for a small Christmas gift, white elephant gift, stocking stuffer or even just a random fun gift has come to an end. We hope you got a few chuckles and some high-quality ideas for that quirky best friend of yours or any loved ones who can take a joke. Happy shopping, and keep laughing!

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